As a member of the weakest workout organization eva!, I am treated coffee and donuts when I arrive and purple tootsie rolls when I leave. Today, I received a 20% discount off some cookies.
Planet Fitness is cheap and the view often brings me to tears.
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Planet Fitness gives out donuts? What the fuck is wrong with
this chain?
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
That awkward moment you thought it was Monday when you got to work and then thought it was Tuesday when you got home...and you have something to do Wednesday.
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We got a new cat, and I was reminded of back in the day when I was doing the old lady missionary style, and her cat jumps on my back and digs her claws in. She thinks I'm hurting her mistress so she's protecting her. "Oh, look, she likes you!" I get whispered in my ear. Hold on, kitty, this is going to take longer than 8 seconds......
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1. What is the new cat's name?
2. MewMew used to step on hubby's face and sometimes stop for a second to get to me in the bed. I used to tell her she was good. He started sleeping with under the pillow. lol
3. It really takes longer than 8 seconds? I've always been used to only 3 pumps.
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New guy goes by Vincent for name #1, since he lived in the drain pipe underground like Vincent in Beauty and the Beast on TV (Ron Perlman, great actor!) His second name is One-Eyed Jack, since he lost his left eye in a virus infection. Sometimes when he's showing off we call him Just Jack! like Jack on Will and Grace. And of course we don't know his third name, as only he knows that.
More than 8 seconds? Well those claws take the place of delaying orgasm by thinking about my dad climbing on top of my mother and impregnating her with my sister. That gets me to 15-20 seconds, easy.
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