Today is daffy shit day. I get woke up at 5:30 AM by gunfire. Bang Bang, BangBangBang. call that shit in to 911. Answer a bunch of dope-ass questions about where its coming from, etc. Tell dispatcher that I DON'T KNOW, and I'm not going outside and walk up and down the street to find out for them.
Jump ahead 10 minutes two different deputies drive up with guns drawn at my house. Oh fuck I fucked up they're gonna SWAT me by mistake. Lucky they hear a bang bang and head down the street a couple of houses.
I get away from the windows to avoid stray shots.
They come back real quick, jump in their cars and blast off.
I find out later this morning it was my goofy as fuck Irish neighbor who decided to work on his stockade fence AT 5:30AM. He's out in his yard in his underwear hammering on his fucking fence AT 5:30AM.
Now he's pissed at me, my wife is pissed at me for waking her up, and I imagine there are two deputies pissed at me for interrupting their donut run.
Here's my list that I went down --
1. Gunfire
2. Car backfire
3. Firecrackers
4. Gang shit at my black neighbor with the hot daughter. Don't judge, this happens.
5. Drug deal gone bad down a few houses at the rental with 4 sketchy guys living there.
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100. Goofy Irish neighbor doing home improvements.