I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Every year I think of the Christmas in high school my friends and I pumped $5 in quarters into the juke box in Pizza Hut and played this song 50 times. There were some pissed off people at the buffet I tell you what
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I used to laugh about this song because I grew up in a very affluent suburb of East Haven, CT. East Haven is the Connecticut version of Jersey Shore but with less fist pumping but now I live here and it can be very frustating living within the Italian American stereotype.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Last year I wrote on my blog about 12 songs better than the shitty holiday fare radio stations and stores always play every year which I now can't stand. Here are some of those 12.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 12-10-2009 at 07:16 AM.