Two gay guys live next to a golf course, they sit outside everyday, and try to pretend to get hit by golf balls. One day, a ball lands feet away from them, so one of the gay guys dives on the ground. A big black guy pokes his head through the bush, the other gay man yells, 'Look what you did to my friend! We're gonna sue your ass off!!!' The black guy looks at them in disgust and says, 'How about you suck my balls!' The gay mans eyes light up and he yells 'Steve, wake up, he wants to settle out of court!!'
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The Lord and I have an agreement. I stay out of his house, he stays out of mine.
I know I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please help me Superman.
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