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yup. I was joking.
Pay cash for sex is probably never going to happen. Mostly because I'm not willing to give cash to the chicks who are willing to fuck for cash. I don't have a problem with buying a chick dinner and drinks while I pretend to like her in an attempt to fuck her though.
I could never do any incest, bathroom or other bodily fluids not meant for sex, bestiality, necrophilia, or kids. 3 guys is way out of the question, although two would be nice.
As an aside, I don't feel that a threesome with two guys makes the guys gay, unless they pay more attention to themselves than the chick. You don't consider a girl gay if she has a threesome with another girl and a guy... why would you consider a guy gay for the same thing?
Obviously the standard fare applies (No shit, piss, beastiality, farting, necrophilia, etc). Don't think I could handle midgets, and definitely not a chick that's mentally disabled or disfigured. ATM is okay, because it isn't my mouth.
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1) No bodily fluids; piss, shit, puke, snot, etc.
2) No gross people, which I suppose includes midgets and quadruplegics.
3) No other guys present... ever.
4) No S&M shit.
5) Being the man, I'm the one that is supposed to get joy from seeing jizz on my partner's face. Not you. Give me a blowjob and then try to use my own sea-monkeys against me and you're gonna get a backhand.
6) Watch the teeth, or you're gonna lose 'em.
7) If I can't see you naked, I don't want you seeing me naked. I'm weird like that.
8) Stay away from my ass.
9) If ANYONE, EVER tries to stick ANYTHING up my ass, EVER, you had better have a fucking deathwish. I have a big backyard and just bought a brand new shovel... stay away from my asshole.
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