Jo has been craving ice cream.....lots of ice cream. And she seems to attract needy boys that don't know the mechanics of a no strings attached relationship. What is not to understand? All physical, no emotional: the perfect situation.
Secnarf047 regaled us with tales of his blender........a skill set developed at Dairy Queen. I hear Tasty Freeze is looking for a head blender operator......flux also.
Smeegs is a post whore with pink eye. Pro tip: keep your fingers out of your eyes after you've touched your ass or anyone else's ass.
Magnusrex provided all women with the essential truth about men: Boyfriends are trying to get laid, husbands know they won't get laid.
The Juice was looking for strippers, who knew in the morally relaxed Cali, that would prove to be difficult.
You should have called Homo Explosion, he is dialed in to the sex trade and likes to put his dick in strange holes
Speaking of strippers, Satan moderated a stripper review board at one time. Who would have guessed?
SRD is a twittering machine...follow fuckyouhaiku for all your hallmark moments.
shanolin420 shit out a moving car window. Sometimes n00bs have the greatest stories.
Eccles is against a pot smoking Jesus. What did he do to you?
Mr. Brownfella is trying to be the next Mr. Asshole. You've got our vote!
Dolphinskull is a farmer, so is his tan.
Cmetz has been drunk for the past 12 days, the non sober June is well underway.
Five Inch Taint is looking for a bike. Grab a bolt cutter and head down to your local university and go shopping.
Trips loves the Waffle House.
el victornino goes to hooker coffee houses......I'll have a double espresso and a blow job.
Madam Meow wants to tag along next time you go.....
We now have the Foetus Rule on DSF. Foetus is looking for a new schtick, PM him with suggestions.
Fishman has a chubby that needs nurturing. Not it.
Megadouchenstein is having dirty dreams about Pob's mum. I think he has a thing for British chicks.
Table for 5 dropped in to the DSF. Turns out his new company has a firewall that blocks DSF. So does every other company that has a policy against awesomeness. And by awesomeness, I mean porn.
Snake is officially old. He had a glass of wine followed by a Jamesons on the rocks and was hung over for two days. Getting old is a bitch.
On with the fuckery....