View Poll Results: Which would/do you use
Liquor is quicker
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56.52%
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
5
10.87%
The old stand by
5
10.87%
Duct tape is good for more than you think
10
21.74%
02-24-2010, 07:20 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Which would you use??
Alright all you true DSFers, we all know that we talk a lot of shit but in the real world what would it take to get one of these
into your
?
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02-24-2010, 07:43 PM
tazers are good to.
02-24-2010, 07:44 PM
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With this:
And then this:
So you can get her to put the
in the
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
02-24-2010, 10:00 PM
paris gave me herpes
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A takedown + handcuffs would work too.
02-24-2010, 10:18 PM
Wearing a flavor saver since '95
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a simple "i have kittens in my van, wanna see?"
02-24-2010, 10:21 PM
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I'm watching South Park so, drugs are bad. I don't need any of those. Just smile and ask if she needs a ride.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
02-24-2010, 10:27 PM
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not ask if she wants to see you pet snake named trouser?
02-24-2010, 10:36 PM
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Sometimes I give lectures at schools and I always bring a snake to show people. I have a lot of fun with the teachers because they always want to touch my snake.
I call it the Italian salami snake.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Originally Posted by
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Hail, too the King!
02-25-2010, 01:41 AM
I rely on the magic that is alcohol!
02-25-2010, 05:26 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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