It is kinda in the same form as some of those above, but, I always like to tell assholes they are a load their mothers should have swallowed.
Of course, you can go with the old your Mama stuff...
When your Mama was born, they put a sign around her neck that said 'diaper the other end'!
your Mama is so ugly, when she is at the doctors for a checkup, he gives himself a painkiller!
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"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
1) I don't come to your job and kick the dick out of your mouth
2) You fucked up cigarette smoking piece of shit
3) Shithead
4) Shit-for-brains
Any of those, I thoroughly enjoy using. Especially the swearwords you don't often hear as much as you used to, you know? Just randomly call someone a buttfucker, it will catch them off guard, probably not so much because they're offended by the rudness, but moreso because they probably hadn't heart it in a while and the sting is a little deeper (because they take it in the butt)
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"Zombies man... they freak me out"
- Dennis Hopper
Since I am a major shit talker I have a few. Feel free to add these to your vocabulary but please note some of them might require going to the ebook forum and downloading grappling from binary!
When arguing with a woman:
Listen, you just need to know your role! (Works wonders...gives you plenty of time to run away)
I will wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fucking lawnmower!
When you come across that women that thinks she is all that and acts like her shit doesn't stink simply tell her:
"Honey I wouldn't fuck you for practice!" (I used this one time and it made this she devil cry...but it also taught her a lesson)
But the fail safe that always works in any situation including when the priest touches you in the confessional is simply:
I will stomp a mudhole in your ass, and walk it dry!
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Yep, you got it! I've always deeply admired Churchill (even if he was a commie Brit ), and after reading that quote I've been using it myself every chance I get.
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Another I like to use is whenever one of my friends is dressed up and looks a little garish or extremely metro, I like to tell them that they "look like a gay Elton John"
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"Zombies man... they freak me out"
- Dennis Hopper
I like to say it in a nasally higher pitched voice...and when people annoy me i just simply say "ehh you don't say?" it actually pisses people off quite a bit...and you simply use this for a reply each time, changing the timing and tone a bit to dig deeper and deeeeeeper under their skin.
Or one of my favorites, when people just start stating random stupid facts, or blabbing when their drunk, i just stop, in a loud, strong voice say "BIIITCH, NO ONE ASKED THAT!!" The look people have after you say that is generally quite amusing...
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I know! Doubledip is such a cutie! He looks like a big teddy bear. I just wanna give him a big hug!
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He is absolutely adorable.... I agree with you
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I'll third that- way adorable. I told him months ago he's totally my type.