have you ever tried a magnum?
i had sex with this guy once... he always swore he had such a big dick. i almost laughed when he pulled it out and it was like a 4 incher. being the nice girl that i am and being drunk and wanting to blow him, i stroke his ego and tell him, yeah baby you are huge and all that.
so time goes on, we mess around, i keep telling him how big he is and stuff, and this guy, who cmon has to know he stuck with average at best in the size department shows up with trojan magnums (extra large size condoms). well some how it fit him and we fucked and it stayed on miraculously, and from then on this mofo was walking around buying magnums and thinking he has a big dick. but what i dont get is thsi guy has had to have seen porn before and matched his shit up... i never told him. he still thinks hes big probably.
so point is, try a magnum if you have a small dick and are sad about it. it probably fits.
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