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El_Victorino's Word Of The Day
I collect rare, arcane or forgotten words like some people collect celebrity upskirts and Lohan side-boob pix. I figured I'd share some of my favorites.
Smell-feaste: c. 1540 - 1700. A mannerless gutling who appears uninvited to share in a feast. The guy who always seems to show up right at dinnertime.
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El Victorion was a person that frequented the Globe Theatre in the early 1600's who was too poor to pay to be able to sit on one of the three levels of the theater. By paying one penny, he could stand in "The Pit", also called "The Yard", just below the stage and watch the play. Standing in the pit was uncomfortable, and most times people were packed like sardines, keeping each other standing. El Victorino was known to misbehave and even throw food at characters they didn't like.He couldn't afford to put a penny into a box and entered the theatre as a freeloader. El Victorino was a n00b also referred to as a stinktard.
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Drachenfutter
Drachenfutter is German for "dragon fodder." This is the present you pick up as a peace offering for your wife to appease her when you've been out and up to no good.
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A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.