Things that piss me off about porn. - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

not~ted · #1 02-15-2009, 01:59 AM

1.) Spitting: I do not want any woman spitting on my dick. There are more subtle and effective ways of using your saliva as lubricant. Spitting is not sexy.

2.) The criss-cross ass grab: I'm talking about that move the dude does when fucking a girl doggy style and he crosses his arms and grabs her ass. Look, I understand that porn is all about be able to see the action. But what does this accomplish? Nothing. No one does this except porn stars. So please stop.

3.) Tit-slapping: Why are you slapping her tits? I think you are doing it wrong.

4.) Cumming on her face: I don't really want to watch a guy jerk off for two minutes to come on her face. And while we're at it, why would I want to cum on a woman's face? I can jerk off by myself. If I'm gonna get down with a fine woman, I'm holding my position until I'm done. Cream-pie porn needs more respect.

5.) Too much anal: where this used to be the exception, it is now the norm. Some of us prefer vaginal sex, so please stop turning every scene into an anal adventure.

Discuss.

nachos1345 · #2 02-15-2009, 02:00 AM

Are you gay?

not~ted · #3 02-15-2009, 02:03 AM

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For the last time, no. You're a nice guy and all, but I just don't swing that way.

nachos1345 · #4 02-15-2009, 02:05 AM

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Why did you feel the need to post a list of things you hate about porn, no one gives a shit what you don't like, your opinion doesn't matter.

not~ted · #5 02-15-2009, 02:10 AM

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Uh, because it's the internet?

I'm just trying to improve the quality of the product, man. You know, build a better mouse trap and all that. I'm a busy guy, and I don't need to be wasting time watching dudes slap tits, and jerk off on girls faces.

nachos1345 · #6 02-15-2009, 02:14 AM

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So watch gay porn, that gets rid of the tit-slapping and jerking off on a girl's face.

not~ted · #7 02-15-2009, 02:19 AM

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So, you enjoy watching guys jerk off? Keep in mind that even though there is a girls face there, you're still watching a guy jerk off.

I know, I know. It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards, right?

nachos1345 · #8 02-15-2009, 02:25 AM

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Unless you only watch lesbian porn you're bound to see a cock or two, stop your fucking complaining.

#9 02-15-2009, 06:16 AM

not~ted i think you need a little help.

You named your thread "Things that piss me off about porn". Which pretty much closes the discussion and invites criticism about your tastes.

If you would have named it "What do you hate about porn?" that would have allowed you to express your opinions while keeping the thread open to others' opinions and invited debate.

But seeing that you have under 20 posts and are basically considered a n00b here, nobody really cares about your opinion anyways so either way this thread is a fail. ...just saying...

better luck next time...

serafina · #10 02-15-2009, 07:46 AM

I don't like how trashy and "used" the girls look. I find the innocent looking but knows how to fuck girls way hotter.