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So I have to have a prostate transplant and I told the doctor I wanted a porcine one. That way the wife can squeal like a pig and it will be acceptable.
DON'T even think about reading this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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WTF is going on with this website lately? Trying to come here with Chrome gives me a norton popup that says "be afraid" or some shit. Apparently there's some virus? i don't know I dismiss it instantly. FireFox FTW
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I think it's just because by default the site is loading through http only instead of https, but you can manually type an https and be on that securely instead.
I don't really know though.
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As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Yes, grandma liked to climb up on top of grandpa sometimes and have her way with him. That's why they had 11 children. You don't have that many doing something you don't like.
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My friend Joey just had successful surgery, so I told him this story to bust his stitches -
An absolute terrible thing I did in the hospital when I had my gall bladder removed -- I too had drainage tubes like Joey, all hooked up to tiny little bottles to suction out the fluids. My main nurse came in and replaced all the full bottles with new empty ones, but she brought in one too many. She missed taking the new empty one out with her when she finished, so I had one to play with. A Candy Striper came in later to ask if I wanted anything to drink. I held up the empty drain bottle and sucked on the tip and asked her to bring me another one, this one was empty. She ran like hell to the nurses station yelling for help.