change signs...when I was a kid, we used to get a kick out of rewording the signs at the video stores...
speaking of signs...one drunk night, went around randomly collecting street signs...we were having so much fun, getting drunk and laughing...ripping down signs....woke up the next morning with 112 street signs!!!! got paranoid and they now rest somewhere in the Ohio River....
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
Upper Deckered this house party one time...the guy was a total douche about herb, so we went and smoked out his bathroom then I upper decked that son of a bitch...it was comical.
Had a friend who likes to do what he calls "PUKIN' RALLY!" and he was realllly hammered, well, he was hunched over pukin in a trash can then we kicked the trash can out from under him as he was slouched over on it, then he fell to the ground, and we noticed he pissed himself, so then a guy put cat shit on his face...it was horrid. I was just a witness for this one...but none the less...
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I know! Doubledip is such a cutie! He looks like a big teddy bear. I just wanna give him a big hug!
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He is absolutely adorable.... I agree with you
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I'll third that- way adorable. I told him months ago he's totally my type.
1. Unscrew the shower head off of some a-holes shower
2. Insert chicken bouillon cube into shower head
3. Screw shower head back on
4. Enjoy the fragrant results.
Like i said i have never done this but I think it would be hilarious.
Whenever i come home, i have to use the bathroom me and my lil bro used to share. Well, he's 16, but the bathroom is still a fucking mess. I mean, there's always piss on the seat and even some dried up piss around the bottom of the toilet. That shit is petrifying (sp?). Anyway, i asked him nicely, ever so nicely everyday to clean it up, for like 3 days, and he never did. So on the 4th day, early in the morning i got up and wiped his toothbrush along the bottom of the toilet.
I don't even know if he ever used that toothbrush. I never see him brush his fucking teeth but whatever.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
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I've done the same lmao. Me and my friends when we were in middle school blocked off the main street in my neighborhood. But some asshole got out of his car and moved the cones !!! : Fucked it up for all of us
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Well you can't just completely cut off the street. You have to cut it down to one lane. Then further down the other.
Wow another mean thing I did for absolutely no reason was bang a chick then answer the phone and hold a conversation. I probably didn't help out her image issues or her daddy issues.