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04-17-2008, 05:17 PM
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Who Would You Be?
OK Drunken Stepfathers here is the running question at the bar...
You could be any fictional character from movies, TV, or books... Who would you be for a month? Why? |
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04-17-2008, 05:24 PM
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I'd be Lohan in Parentrap cuz I can't act for shit and I'd diddle myself all day and night long - she was 18 in that right?
I am just kidding... I have no idea who I'd be because I don't remember any movies I've ever seen, I've never related to any characters in movies and just always felt like they were lying to me for 2 hours....and figure if I want to be lied to for 2 hours, I'd just hang out with this schizophrenic dude from the park who tells me Forest Gump kind of stories and dude actually believe he was in Iraq, Korea, Vietnam, WW1 and WW2 and when you believe your lies - your stories are more believable. He also tried to convince me he was in the Marilyn Monroe sex tape, that he devirginized Britney Spears and is the father of one of her 2 kids. He is also convinced that he's Jamie Lee Curtis' biological father and he's pretty fuckin' pissed that she never sends him money...he also thinks he invented Napster, wrote 6 Stephen King books and that he's a millionaire but chooses to live life on the street because it's more fun.... LOVE
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04-17-2008, 05:53 PM
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Wolverine
Damn,that's not fair.I can't follow up a witty post by the big Kahuna hisself with anything half decent.
Wolverine,and not Hugh Jackman Wolverine who tries to add emotion to the character by mancrying at everything...comic book Wolvie who smokes cigars,bangs the bitches and cures his own std's with a healing factor. Or Lindsay Lohan so I could play with my tits all month long(JM had it on the money,just too young)
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04-17-2008, 06:07 PM
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Dr Herbet West from Re-Animator...so i could bring Grace Kelly back to life and have sex with the hottest chick ever to walk the earth.
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04-17-2008, 06:17 PM
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Batman...
Millionaire bangin' hot chicks by day, professional Ass-kicker by night. Don't get much better than that.
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04-17-2008, 06:34 PM
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"The Dude" from Big Lebowski or Randell from Clerks.
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04-17-2008, 08:56 PM
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Captain Yossarian
From the book Catch-22, by Joseph Heller.
He is a bombardier in WW2. I can relate to him; He was in a war he didn't agree with, so was I. He is an endearing asshole, as am I. He takes nothing seriously besides his own self-preservation, ditto here. He is an everyman, I too, am an everyman. love, RB
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04-17-2008, 10:04 PM
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the invisible man....
no explaination needed.....
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