Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I was kinda of hoping you had a vagina made or marble or something, but we'll go with those.
How much do you like this guy? Physically attracted to him? Just kind of wondering if you'll like him better on a full stomach?
Right now I'm thinking being conservative and wearing pants, but really showing off your best features up top, do you do your own make up or do you get the trannys at the macys counter?
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Professed his love, eh? Then the least you can do is give the man false hope and make him uncomfortable in his no no area.
Hey, don't hate on the trannys, they hide those bull testicles they call adams apples, they've made many a brown bagger into a last call. You ought to give them a shot, they might turn a Botticelli like you into a Picasso!
I know how hard your breakup with your ex was, especially considering how great you were to him and how much of a bastard he was. I just want to see you happy and on the perfect date!
I can tell your classy so don't go for the ripped jean look, go with the skinniest jeans you have. For shoes (I'm a shoe guy) go with stilettos or something like that. Makes legs look incredible. For a top, well that depends if you have boobs or not?