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Old 06-04-2008, 06:26 PM
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Let's all get together, bring our shitty, little lives with us and get onto DrunkenStepFather.com and wallow in our inadequacies...


I'll start...once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived an EMO-Kid, he was the tiniest EMO-Kid and all the other EMO-Kids would pick on him and call him, "Normal" or "Content" and worse of all "Well-Adjusted".

This made the tiniest EMO-Kid even sadder than he already was. He wasn't getting along with his parents, all of his teachers didn't know at first if he was a boy or a girl, even he had trouble with that sometimes.

One day on a particularly murky, rainy day his favorite black, skinny-jeans were dirty so with tears in his EMO-eyes he pulled them on just the same and sulked to the bus stop. His friend jimmy was there. Jimmy was another EMO-Kid who hated his run of the mill name and introduced himself as "Weeping Death Cat". So WDC and EMO-Kid waited for the school bus...

School was the same as it usually is; with people making fun and throwing things at WDC and EMO-kid...

EMO-Kid loved coming home after school so he could jump on the World Wide Web and go his favorite forum site: DSF.com, where he could bring all of his problems online and bore people to tears. EMO-Kid was too cool for porn and hated all of the great music DSF.com had to offer. Nope, he would just mope around making unfunny comments and starting thread that would allow him to perpetuate his misery...

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Old 06-04-2008, 06:29 PM
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:32 PM
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:33 PM
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are you on here being SUPER-LAME? Let's talk about.
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:39 PM
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i don't even have quarters for laundry
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:42 PM
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:46 PM
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Default Ok Kids Maybe I gave you TOO MUCH Credit...

This was a joke! The whole point of this site is to NOT WALLOW in the shittiness of our ACTUAL lives...A joke kids. A big JOKE...You're supposed to come here to forget the shit....to have some fun hanging out with some fine, fine individuals. Twisted though they may be, this is a groups of great folks. Enjoy each others company and leave your shit at the door.

Take in a pornographic movie, download NEW stolen music, check out one or all of resident hot chicks' tits, or hell take a dump right in the middle of the room and walk out....do whatever just don't piss in the pool....


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Old 06-04-2008, 06:46 PM
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I work with this chick. I want to stick it in her ass. She won't let me.
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:48 PM
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I understood. That's why my response was also a joke. I'm quite satisfied with sticking it in her vagina.
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Old 06-04-2008, 06:49 PM
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