Suddenly emigrating to Australia doesn't seem quite so attractive

[Stantz]

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Spent a month in Oz back in 2002 for our honeymoon and loved it. Laid back, friendly, cheap (everything was about a third of the price it is in the UK). Of course as soon as we touched down at Heathrow at 10.30pm in the middle of a thunderstorm, we decided to look into upping sticks and moving out there permanantly. It's tricky, and you're basically buggered if you've got a criminal record (I don't, but still - fucking hypocrites) or if you're unskilled or skint.

However, the government down under is harking back to the dark ages faster then David Cameron.

First off, the founder of Wikileaks has had his passport confiscated. Of course this is nothing to do with Wikileaks publishing a list of websites that the Oz govt were going to ban, under the pretence of protecting its citizens from the merciless onslaught of internet child pornography.

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Also, and contained within this rampant ignorance, is that they'll also be banning ANY pornographic or erotic material that features women with small breasts. Of course, this is because any woman with tiny tits could easily be mistaken for a naked child.



Also, on Jan 15th this year, and with nary a warning, "businesses will face fines of up to $5000 for displaying a "poster, pamphlet or other printed material" for films classified R18+" in southern Australia

That means copies of Mad Max, Fight Club, even that piece of crap 'Bruno' would have to be stocked with nothing but the title on the cover. Meaning if you've never seen the flick before, you won't have a clue what you're getting.

On another note, it is now legal for their Customs to search any electrical storage device (Laptop, Mobile phone) for images that are indecent under Australian law, without reason or justification. If you're a shifty-looking bloke, you're fucked, basically.

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[maxbailey]

I have a criminal record. Australia can do what it likes as far as I'm concerned.

[Predator24]

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Seems like nap time in your local Kindergarten class compared to Arizona!!

(That one's for you Mega)

[Magnusrex]

i think it is great to see a government that won't let itself be pushed around by bleeding heart cry baby special interest groups, whinning all the time about how unfair shit is. i would like to see how strict they are in their prisons

too many flies in australia. fuck that place.

[ThatHaole]

Suddenly? When the fuck did that ever sound like a good idea?

[Stantz]

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Always seemed like a good idea, low prices, low taxes, awesome weather, and they have a favourable attitude towards illegal immigrants.

A few years ago a whole bunch of illegals stowed away inside a container, which was loaded onto a ship bound for Brisbane. As the ship neared port the Coastguard got wind of the plot and stopped the ship from reaching its berth. Outraged, the immigrants came out of the container, and in full view of the hovering TV helicopters, proceeded to dangle their toddlers and babies over the side of the ship, and told the authorities over the ship's phone that unless they were allowed asylum in Australia, they would drop their children into the sea

The official response was "Why the fuck would we want child-threatening cunts like you in this country?". All the immigrants were sent home. None of this 'breach of human rights' bullshit

[ThatHaole]

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They treat their aborigines the same way. It's like a giant fucking Missouri State (no offense Brodie). While they are not all backwards inbred toothless fucks, aww fuck it, they are. All the good looking and/or intelligent ones moved long ago!