How secretive are you about masturbation

[Mrs. September]

Sometimes I like to imagine people can see

But I lock the door & shut the blinds. I don't like the cats to watch, but they don't seem to care anyway. They can reach theirs with their face

If I text MrS about it, I usually forget to actually do it later, when I'm home. (Like right now.) I don't like to do it in the shower, because I'm afraid I'll fall & break a leg or crack my head. If I can't sleep & do it, I'm usually trying to be silent, but I'd like him to catch me.

A few times, I've heard the truck & hurry to finish before he comes up. I'd like to be caught, but won't let it happen. Once he came home from work, & I woke up & realized I wasn't wearing pants under the blanket. Because I must have fallen right asleep. I was all confused about where I was.