A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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that is one of the grossest things i have read in a while. Just image the smell of a sweaty ass in your face, and your wife bitching at you. You never want to try anything new anymore! Is it b/c I'm fat? No, it's b/c you don't wash your ass crack
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you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Hey, I've met some guys who have some pretty smelly ass cracks themselves. And then they're like "oooh baby, toss my salad" and I'm all "no way, wash your asshole or you better hope you're really flexible because if you want it, you're tossing your own salad."
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you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Ooh, sorry, already scheduled for a salad tossing tomorrow night. Talk to Effjay, I think he has an opening, and from what I hear, he's pretty good....!
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