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Old 11-13-2008, 11:04 PM
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:30 PM
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We have 3 of these fuckers lurking here. If they're not destroying my prized possessions, they're trying to kill me on the stairs, or by blowin up the litter box.
Cat shit is more foul than a 3-day tequila bender hangover dump.
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Old 11-14-2008, 07:58 AM
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My father used to say that dogs have masters and cats have staff. I didn't think he was right until we had a cat in the house.

Dogs made the move.

Cat didn't.
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:37 PM
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I always say "If I am gonna die, then let the pussy kill me"
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I think for you, death by an actual feline is the only way you will be killed by pussy...

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Sometimes, when I'm cleaning the cat box, I select a nice juicy turd to munch on while I work.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:30 AM
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looks like this one just had a tasty kill.

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Old 11-16-2008, 10:16 AM
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My crazy little ninja cat opened 36 applications on my computer while I was at work the other day. 3fuckin6! It had also changed my desktop and put a few files on my desktop into RAR archives. My girlfriend doesn't even know how to do that shit, and the cat is doing it.
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Old 11-16-2008, 10:21 AM
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i loved it, nice one satan
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