If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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I once asked my first wife if she and her sister had ever gotten close late at night, since they had shared a bedroom from being very small. She got all huffy and denied anything ever happening. So the next time we were in the company of her sister, I said that my wife had told me all about them touching each other. Her sister sat bolt upright and said to my wife, "You TOLD him??"
No, but she just did. And for that I will always think fondly of The Monkees Daydream Believer.
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That WAS the end of the story. Wife was pissed, her sister was pissed, little chance I was getting any action for a while. I didn't mention it again even when we split up. But me and Pepperidge Farms remember.
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For reals, at my school there was a set of twin boys, Jimmy and johnny Mock (I use their real names because both of them have passed on) who specialized in three-ways with local girls. One girl in my homeroom class was busted by her momma, who came home from work to find all three in the tub going at it! Everyone was underage, so kids will be kids and experiment I guess.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Such interesting stories compared to my boring life.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"