I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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meh. Congratulations on not dying so you could cry about us not being psychic and knowing your birthday and/or giving enough of a fuck to waste some electrons on it.
Until next year.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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CHEERS! Happy Late Birthday
I did mine wrong also, you're not alone
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Until she also said, "Pull it," which I also did, gently parting the teeth, one at a time, down under and beneath, the longest unzipping of my life.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Thanks Godfather. I forgot about this thread or never knew it existed.
It's the thought that counts.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"