Practical Jokes.

[maxbailey]

This was mentioned in the revenge thread, so lets have them then.

None of the 'I haven't done it yet but...' or 'I once knew someone who told me they had...'

Practical jokes you have either carried out/witnessed yourself or had done to you and not necessarily painful ones. As long as they're funny.

I have a few that i've done and some i've had done to me.


While in the Royal Air Force and fast asleep one night I woke up to a knock at my door and a 6foot high snowman in my doorway, 2 floors up. That took a while to move.

We also used to put boot polish or superglue on the toilet seat.

An open bottle of milk or a fish hidden in someones car just before a nice long journey is fun too.

[Thomas]

The tall kitchen garbage can filled with water leaning up against the front door is an oldie but a goodie.

Doesnt work if said victim leaves through his/her garage though!

[trondi]

1. Buy some speakers from best buy walmart whatever.
2. Make sure to pay with cash so they can't track the transaction.
3. Open the back of the speakers.
4. put a piece of raw chicken inside each speaker box.
5. Put speakers back together.
6. Return the speakers.

In a couple of days the chicken will finally start to smell bad. Rotten chicken is a powerful bad smell. Good luck finding the source of that.

[Thomas]

1. Piss in a cup

2. Throw it in victims face

3. Laugh hysterically

4. run like hell

[Shasturbator]

I've always had fun picking on "the new guy" used to work in grocery stores and sending the new guy after a metal stretcher when something wouldn't fit on a shelf was always funny, or putting him on the salad dressing isle and telling him none of the italian dressing will sell because everything has settled to the bottom, so he needs to shake them up...funny cause when they get finished, the ones the did first have settled again (I have worked several people 8 hour shifts doing nothing but this)

[doubledip]

I always like taping, or putting a rubberband around the spray hose on a sink, then angling it right in the front of the sink. So when they turn it on it just soaks them.

In high school for a prank, we put a bunch of stinkbait in a few of the vents for the heating/air conditioning!!! hahaha

[PANDAmonium]

My friend's dad used to be a cop so we always took advantage of that.

One time we were at Wendy's and our friend was outside in the parking lot skateboarding, so obviously we decided to get him "arrested". We called up the girl's dad and he came speeding over, lights and siren on, and really manhandled the kid, made him get down on the ground and searched and handcuffed him and everything. Said he was under arrest for failing to comply with a no skateboarding sign (there was no sign of course) and endangering both his and other people's safety. Anyway, just as our poor friend was close to tears, cop dad tells him he forgot to tell him something, then leans in really close and whispers "By the way, I've been told to tell you that you just got punked."

Oh, high school.

[Shasturbator]

I had a friend who's dad was a cop and got fired for doing stuff like that...

[PANDAmonium]

Haha, maybe there's a reason he's not a cop anymore?

No, I'm totally kidding. We didn't pull stunts like that often, and the police department around here is pretty cool, they have a good sense of humor.

[doubledip]

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Hahaha I did too...

Then a guy I worked with who was a cop, just got on finally full time cop, got busted by an undercover buying beer for 20 and 19 yr old chick at a hockey game...lost his job and won't ever be a 5-0 again!