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Old 03-29-2010, 04:27 PM
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Your wife, out of the blue, asks if you would mind if she "brought" one of her female friends home one night. Then proceeds to ask if you would want to join in or just watch. What do you do?

I feel like this is a total setup. If I say join in, then she gets pissed. If I say watch, then she says I am no fun.

What does a man do?
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:31 PM
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Act all confused and let her lead.

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Old 03-29-2010, 04:46 PM
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I was living with this girl about 10 years ago and we went out to a bar with one of her girlfriends. We did a bunch of blow and finally went to bed around 6 am. The girlfriends friend was sleeping in the spare room. So my girl is riding me and she's on top bangin away when she says lets call Andria (girlfriend in other room), I'll bet she wants to join in. So I acted all not interested and was like, what are you crazy and we don't have condoms and all that. I was like I don't care but if you really want to, you go get her. She kept insisting until I finally said ok I'll go get her. As soon as I said that she said, I knew it you motha fucker you want to fuck my girlfriend! blah blah blah. That woman was evil though.
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another time I was banging this bisexual girl and I was friends with her and her girlfriend. One night they take me home and throw on the porn. Now I had been with the one girl a bunch of times already, but not the girlfriend. And she was hot. Needless to say I was very enthusiastic about some strange. As soon as we were done, the girl I was seeing told her girlfriend to leave the room and then balled me out for having too much fun with her girlfriend. I remember her yelling at me, she came 5 times and I only came once! And then she held up 5 fingers and yelled, 5 times, I counted! lol The next day she told the girlfriend she had to move out.
So my advice to you would be if she brings someone home, just be the stunt dick and let them call all the shots. And make sure you show the wife she is the most important person in the room.
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:14 PM
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Thanks, Snake. But it is hard to take you serious when I keep getting your avvy staring at me.
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Tell her it sounds like fun and you guys can just see where things go. Dont commit to anything. Tell her you just want to make her happy! Could be a setup but most dudes have no idea if their ladies are really a freak or not.

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Between marriages I had somewhere around 20 threeways, all but two the "good" kind, and they were all varying degrees of awesome, but the thing that made it so was the fact that they involved mostly girls from the same social group and the fact that I was "seeing" three of them, all of them knew about each other, and for the most part, it was varying combinations of those girls and girls from adultfriendfinder (remember back when it was free?) or other singles sites. Nobody was committed to anybody and there really weren't any feelings to hurt since nobody had a vested interested in anybody else. I'm glad I got that out of my system back then, because in a committed relationship with an established partner, there's just too much room for someone to be jealous - "you liked it too much" or "you paid more attention to her than me" and no way to predict what happens the next day. One of them involved another couple that my girlfriend and I met online. The other wife had never been with anybody else before and she wanted to try it. Husband I guess wanted to watch. So it was the wife and me, while my girlfriend and the husband watched. Later I wondered how he felt. It had been his fantasy but I imagine that there's a lot of room between thinking you'd like to watch and actually watching. I did shake his hand as we were leaving, for what that's worth.

As I was typing that, I realized I probably didn't even wash my hand before shaking his. That's just bad hygiene there.
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