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10-30-2008, 06:27 PM
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Scarface: You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!
Thurgood Jenkins: Obviously you missed the whole point of that story.
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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails Originally Posted by badmedicine09 I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you. All of my posts are not my links... 
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#102
10-30-2008, 07:19 PM
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N2: "I want to buy a manly car, what do you have that would make me more manly?"
Salesman: "You sir need a Mini, a turbo mini, that would only add to your machismo, all of your friends and associates will praise you" N2: " Sold, I can't wait to tell my friends on this forum I am on" Salesman: " They will be so envious of you and be in awe of your raw manliness" N2: " Sweet! My buddy Megadouche will be so jealous, I bet he asks me to borrow it" Salesman: " Here you go, Now you are cooler and tougher than Chuck Norris" N2: "Dude, I am such a bad Mofo" actual conversation between N2(aka Lloyd) and his Mini dealer.
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10-30-2008, 08:02 PM
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There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
George Armstrong Custer
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11-02-2008, 02:04 AM
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I believe banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies!
If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, 1st by inflation, then by deflation, the banks & corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered." - Thomas Jefferson 1802 Even this man knew how fucked we would be.
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IT'S CODE FOR LET ME STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS! 
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#106
11-02-2008, 02:15 AM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. Jizzay's Mom: "Shut up and keep fucking!"
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 not my links. always virus check.
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#107
11-02-2008, 04:52 AM
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Jonah: Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
Martin: Oh, another beard joke? Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam? Martin: It was really awkward. Jonah: See ya... Scorcese on coke.
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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails Originally Posted by badmedicine09 I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you. All of my posts are not my links...
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#108
11-04-2008, 03:31 PM
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. - Hermann Hesse
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11-04-2008, 03:38 PM
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They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
-- Lou Holtz
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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails Originally Posted by badmedicine09 I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you. All of my posts are not my links...
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12-22-2008, 12:56 AM
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"The truth is, there is no Islamic army or terrorist group called Al Qaida. And any informed intelligence officer knows this. But there is a propaganda campaign to make the public believe in the presence of an identified entity representing the 'devil' only in order to drive the TV watcher to accept a unified international leadership for a war against terrorism. The country behind this propaganda is the US . . ." -- Former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook
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