Whenever I go to a bar and get "You're drunk!" from a woman I'm trying to pick up, I love to say "And you're ugly... but tomorrow morning, I'll be sober!"
Another one of my favorites:
Me: Will you go out with me?
Her: No!
Me: Wait... no what?
Her: No, I won't go out with you!
Me: I'm sorry, I think you misunderstood. I said "I think your ass looks fat in those jeans."
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NOSY LITTLE FUCKER, AREN'T YOU?
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