07-10-2008, 06:57 AM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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It's called GOOGLE...try it!
07-10-2008, 07:13 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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in my college town in NY it was illegal for more than 5 women to live in the same house or it was considered a brothel...a cheap glorious brothel
07-10-2008, 07:55 AM
kicked the fuck out
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BWAHAHAHAHA
07-10-2008, 07:59 AM
Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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07-10-2008, 10:15 AM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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I guess my sex has all been legal
. Then again, I haven't travelled a whole lot.
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07-10-2008, 11:52 AM
Moses is a nice guy.
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Gee some of the posted ones even have links and some of those links contain links to copies of the law.
But, hey we're ALL making these laws up.
07-10-2008, 02:35 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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What no mention that it is illegal to sell dildos in the backward states AL and TX.
I believe WA has outlawed having sex with all types of animals after the
Enumclaw incident .
There's a movie called
Zoo that captures the essence of this event.
Movie Trailer
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07-10-2008, 07:27 PM
frothy we have all seen the Mr.Hands movie thank you very much
07-10-2008, 08:53 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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In Arizona...
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
But that makes no sense since in Maricopa County no more than six girls may live in any house. And in Tucson women may not wear pants.
Good luck on getting a 2 o'clocker in Wyoming....
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
In Oregon...
It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
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07-10-2008, 09:01 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Hey Outbacks are perfect for mid age fatties around here, I always see them driving them but I myself don't. I'm a true classy guy motoring around in a 1983 VW Rabbit. It's so easy to parallel park with that thing, all I have to do is lift or kick it into place.
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