Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage –Round 1
Jennifer Lawrence (55%) defeated Emmy Rossum (45%)
Amy Adams (87.5%) defeated Gina Torres (12.5%)
Jennifer Lawrence will face Amy Adams in Round 2!
Maggie Q (55.56%) defeated Julianne Moore (44.44%)
Maggie Q will face Sofia Vergara (entering tournament as a bye) in Round 2!
Bar Refaeli (86.11%) defeated Kate Abdo (13.89%)
Danielle Fishel (62.16%) defeated Julia Benson (37.84%)
Bar Refaeli will face Danielle Fishel in Round 2!
Meow’s Musings:
Jennifer Lawrence started today’s festivities off right by drawing off her Fappening skills to defeat Emmy Rossum. We all would think that Emmy would have the dirty Shameless skills on lock, and she did fare quite well for most of the battle, but JLaw turned the match around when she stuck her finger in her ass and gave Emmy a Dirty Sanchez causing her to start vomiting everywhere.
Amy Adams was able to dive into her Vixeny personas to put the kibosh on Gina Torres before the battle began by simply spiking her drink with a roofie Bill Cosby style and then eating her out for her own pleasure. This was a smart maneuver as Gina is known for playing bad assed strong bitches, so Amy really needed to muff dive in before Ms. Torres could mastermind her own plan of attack. With that, Amy Adams will face Jennifer Lawrence in Round 2 in what should be an inspired American Hustle battle. Should be good!
Maggie Q was able to draw from her Nikita assassin skills to off Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore was making her way to the arena when Maggie Q sniped her from atop a neighboring building roof. Maggie now gets to face the voluptuous Sofia Vergara who will be making her first appearance in the tournament. Will Maggie’s target aim be any match for the crazy sexy Columbian temper of Vergara? Only time will tell!
Bar Refaeli played dirty in her match against British Sports Journalist Kate Abdo when Bar sprayed Kate in the eyes with her Especially Escada perfume. Besides a mace like burning sensation, neighborhood dogs lead by Mr. Pickles started flooding into the ring and ate Kate’s face off!
Danielle Fishel aka TO-PANG-A! was able to off Stargate Lieutenant Julia Benson. Danielle was able to mesmerize Julia with her naturally big beautiful blowjob lips and once entranced, unhinged her jaw and was able to swallow Ms. Benson whole! I love Danielle so much I actually bought her poorly written biography, but even I am uncertain if she will be able to out charm Bar Refaeli in Round 2. Fingers Crossed!
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