Things you can only say at Thanksgiving and get away with it..

[Stl]

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Or, Grandma, do you mind if I jack off on your face?

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

your dad calling your mom a whore in front of the whole family and blaming it on the booze.

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That one doesn't sound like any fun.

[Goat Gosselin]

how did u like the stuffing?

did the stuffing fill you up?

Hey, turkey, I'mo stuff ya.
Eat my giblets.

[FortySuz&Two]

mmmm giblet gravy

Another failed T-day treat.

[Bradley Nowell]

^^^That actually fits in the spirit of this thread.


Hold it wide open so I can stuff it.

[pmpn8ez112]

Your sister likes the dark meat