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Expletive · #11 01-19-2009, 11:42 AM

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You would be surprised: Our daily vernacular is as much English as one can get without squashing all the finer nuances that makes our vocal drawl unique.

When I write stories, my characters have the insipid ability of adapting their nationalities within my head: So their way of talking and/or acting is easily replicated from other sources I would have exposed myself to. For diverse characterization I continually post on forums such as this and a few others, in the hope that I am able to absorb from all of you bits and pieces to make myself strong.

Perhaps more noticeably I have begun to replicate Jesus Martinez's witty jib jabs, when ever the opportunity presents itself. There fore you must know that all of you, my fellow drunken, porn watching, butt sex loving weirdos, are my grammatical superiors, through your moments of criticisms and well warranted 'Get The Fuck Out', I will absorb your best and add it to my own. So that I will become a better poster/blogger.

You fucks are better than most, because you lack tack and political correctness, your language will thus be a no holds barred attempt at strangling all those about you with razor sharp bouts of unleashed guile and genuine chagrin. Your words burst forth with the force of a rapist sperm invading the orifice of your victims: Whether the victim is male, female or beast is no concern of mine but solely relies on ya'll sick fucks.

excelsior

Expletive · #12 01-19-2009, 11:48 AM

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Better Climate? I wish it was snowing all the time, I hate the fucking heat.

georgetenfour · #13 01-19-2009, 11:50 AM

you'd be surprised. you have a good handle on whats' behind the words, but.. there's more self restraint than you give credit to. the internet is a dumping ground for all your bad days, you're anonymous, you don't worry about real consequences. but it only gets let out in measured doses. this board doesn't have real flaming. just jabs and snubs.

EDIT: more dry-humping than rape.

SECOND EDIT: actually, i'm pretty sure you just flamed.

Chesty LaRue · #14 01-19-2009, 12:04 PM

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Fucking weirdo(no offense) How can you hate the heat?!? the cold is so......cold. and snow makes that weird crunching noise which creeps me out. Give me 101 degree days all year and i'm so so so happy.

Expletive · #15 01-20-2009, 11:29 AM

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When I'm having good days (which is always few and far in between) I'm usually reading up on something existential. Whether its, Unification theory, or irreducible complexity--- but I'm always reading or learning: I'd be on this site for days on end, reading y'all post, but never posting anything of my own, generally because if I'm not feeling something derogatory, I'm at a loss of how to properly compose a resilient idea or point. When the crap has hit the fan, I'm able to articulate well enough (The only exception to this is when some one responds, and I quote respond reciprocating) . Funny thing is, I've taught myself never to react around people in the real world, I'm always smiling and happy go lucky looking: even though inside I feel like wet crap in the rain.

Dry humping?

What is flaming, honestly, from the first appearance of that term in '99 (or more accurately, when I paid attention to its frequency) I've never truly understood it. If it is my narcissistic post, then you could be right: Though I always thought myself to be more selfish than narcissistic. Or is that self centered?

Expletive · #16 01-20-2009, 11:39 AM

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Non taken, my point of reasoning is deduced from the personal incredulity: It is easier to get warmer than to get cooler. I.E, last year during the summer, we had temperatures into the three digits: Late at night, around 12 am, it was still a sticky 86 F. Horrible yeah? This went on for months, and God help you if it rained. Hot, humid, iiieeee. When you're cold: Wear something warm, cover your body best you can. And the crunching noise? I'll have to experience it before commenting.

georgetenfour · #17 01-20-2009, 11:46 AM

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flaming can best be described as lashing out, posting from a negative perspective without self restraint.

see you said above that people on the internets have no self restraint. let me explain the sexual metaphor, cause it's all about self restraint.

i say dry humping instead of rape, cause you don't "Get off". if you "Got off", it's usually flaming, you let your self restraint slip. the kind of fuckery that the internets enjoy is like a constant slow stroking of one's e-peen and changing the subject right before you cum.

hope this makes sense.

EDIT: a word or two on narcissism. it's irrelevent on the internets. everybody is selling something. they got an idea or a view of this or that or themselves that is a driving force behind their posts. some of it is mindless acceptance-seeking behavior, some is the back swing of the pendulum, hard core non-comformists selling how far they stick out from the crowd, but those guys have their own crowds they have to sell themselves to, too. it sounds like condemnation, but it shouldn't. people have an inherent need to feel accepted. people who never feel accepted end up serial killers.

narcissism happens to people who need to sell themselves to themself.

Expletive · #18 01-20-2009, 11:50 AM

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round about instead of straight to the point continual for the obvious eventuality. Understood, my apologies for being a flaming toad stool.

georgetenfour · #19 01-20-2009, 11:57 AM

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oh, dude. i am completely incapable of being "to the point". brain doesn't work like that.

don't mind george.

oh flaming is cool to blow off steam, it's just sometimes it lights off a chain reaction and shit gets out of hand. gotta keep the peace.

Expletive · #20 01-20-2009, 12:08 PM

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I agree, I've always disassociated the internet as one would a dream in that it rarely if ever has any real world repercussions. I've come to the realization that doing so is disrespectful specifically for people such as yourself, who may have other reasons for surfing and my moments of virility could ruin that.

I would hate to be an Aizen Sosuke.