That spitting shit. Spitting anywhere, how the fuck is that a turn on? Have we failed so horribly at making porn stimulating that we need to watch people spitting on each other. What next, flippin boogers?!
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I'm with Choppie on the spitting-it's not sexy.
Another thing that annoys me is fake moaning-especially by a guy.
But this goes on my "wanna strangle 'em" list-
Some lameass is recording a guy & girl doing whatever, and he can't shut the fuck up.
He's saying crap like "You're a slut, aren't you, take that dick, you're a dirty whore" etc.
Those guys should be castrated.
Or maybe I just missed my medicine today, I don't know.
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Guys forcing their dicks down a girl's throat enough to make her gag/almost vomit... Deep throating is one thing, but the forcing and holding is totally another.
believe me, from a girl's perspective, this is NOT HOT. No matter how good it may feel to the guy.
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I'm not even going to mention what I was meaning to type here because I just know you fuckers would twist it all around and we'd all end up calling each other homo's for an hour or two.
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I dated this guy who wanted to spit in my mouth all the time and I was always like no way. It's SUCH a turn off, and I know don't know why people would want to watch it.
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