I Am Phillip McCracken And I Have Arrived In The Drunken Stepfather Forum Of The Day

[Randal Graves]

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This makes me wonder. Why the fuck don't I have a thread dedicated to me. Probably because I'm pathetic or something. Well I'm off to kill myself.


BTW, props on the "short bus" rating Lucas.

[The Godfather]

I guess you're right. I will leave the Beav out of this: Welcome McCracken!

[Jaclyn]

Hey Phillip! I Love You! You're the best! Can't wait to do another podcast with you!

[Phillip McCracken]

Jaclyn!!! well im counting on you doing a throrogh review of the X files movie when it comes out for my cast!!!

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

Phillip

people who dont put pics on their myspace freak me out, because i think they are most likely fat, lazy, drunken assholes who sit around on the internet all day fucking with people.

wait....shit.

[Phillip McCracken]

uh yeah...."Phillip McCracken" is my alter ego....

funny how Jesus Martinez gets worshipped by everyone here for doing the same thing, having an alter ego that isnt his own to express his opinions about celebrites...and i get made fun of and attacked....

hm. i figured the FORUM of drunken stepfather, the people here actually GOT people like Jesus....

not to say that im in the same league as him....im not, nor do i think i am, but thats not the point....the point is, i have an alter ego just like he does....


i find it funny that i get ripped for doing that on the forum of someone who does the same thing said forum is attached too....i figured the people here would "get" that... oh well, guess not.

i guess you really think "Phillip McCracken" is my real name too huh?

and there is pictures on phillips myspace. in fact there is, oh, 20 pictures on phillips myspace....not only must you be briandead, you also must be blind since you didnt see said 20 pictures on Phillip's myspace.

as for me, in real life i might be fat and an asshole, but i am far from lazy, i have a full time job where in i do manual labor type stuff and i am not a drunkard....and since well i have a full time job, i am not on the internet at all during the day, so being online all day isnt an option.

but i appreciate you guessing at someone's personal life and personality without actually knowning them...nothing like trying to be a E-Thug, or, i guess in your case, a E-bitch since your a women, and failing miserably.

you get a D- for Effort tho!!!

[EdmondDantes]

Dude...take a deep breath and re-read Marie Eve's post.

that "wait....shit" at the end? An obvious reference to Jesus....She was obviously teasing ya.

Not like she needs people to defend her or anything, but hey, no need to take it literally and personally. I feel everyone's welcome here if they bring their sense of humor, keep it friendly and don't anything so seriously.

[Phillip McCracken]

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last time i checked....Jesus doesnt have a myspace.....which is why i took it so literal and as if i was being attacked....

if it was not meant that way i am sorry, but, i realize im new, and people here might not know me, but nothing bothers me, but im not gonna let someone attack me for no reason and without cause, even if i AM new, KNOWING that said people who have been around someplace alot longer than me would have their side taken.

if it was a joke, and i didnt take it that way, i apologize, but the fact Jesus doesnt have a myspace is pretty much the reason why i took it as a literal attack on my charachter....which normally i wouldnt care about, but its just that people dont know me, if it was 6 month from now, and someone thought something like that, well, thats a different story....

[TylerB]

He's got a facebook. With no pics.

[binary_jester]

Doesn't matter. You people are figments of my imagination, which depresses the shit out of me for my utter lack of imagination.

Fuck.