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Old 06-01-2008, 12:07 AM
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With all the demand for the Sex in the City movie, do you think people would be so inclined to watch my movie called Sex in the Country about a moonshine drinking, toothless hick who fucks his daughters and sometimes, when they are too busy tending to the farm his horses, played by a Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike, who instead of sipping martinis, drinks out of a trough and pisses and shits on the stable boy. It's got corporate production written all over it and despite not being a blockbuster hit of the summer, and more of something that never gets distribution, we could probably convince a few people to see it - if we project it on a barn in a community where no one can afford TVs.
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:10 AM
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:18 AM
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:34 AM
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That'll be an indie movie favourite. You can win Sundance or some shit.
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I'll camp out to see that shit!
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Wouldn't that be more like reality TV to them?
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Is Sarah J. Parker playing one of the horses? Thats the role of a lifetime for her!!
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I think I found a star for the movie, goes by the name UncleDad.
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Wasnt Joe Dirt already done?
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