05-26-2009, 01:29 AM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Happiness fuckers!
So every thread I've ever started has died a horrible herpes filled, chained to N2's basement water heater, dressed in a koala suit death.
So here's another!
What makes you happy fuckos? Or if you want to get deep with it, tell us what happiness is!
Happiness to me: is cumming on a woman's back and when she turns around to look at me, not wanting to punch her in the face.
05-26-2009, 01:34 AM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Ok, serious happiness this time: Kissing my god kids on the top of their little foreheads.
05-26-2009, 01:38 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Jerking off puts a smile on my face.
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05-26-2009, 01:41 AM
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Jerking off is not a smiley kind of happiness if you ask me. Its more of a prune face because of the mess you caused and now have to clean up. But I'm more of a self loathing masturbater, it keeps things dirty. hehe
Good one!
05-26-2009, 01:46 AM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Happiness is: The first inhale of the first cigarette of the day.
05-26-2009, 02:18 AM
Virginty is overrated, so give me yours.
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Happiness is : A good dump, the kind that clears out your entire bowels.
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05-26-2009, 02:58 AM
Happiness is: My first ski run of the day in fresh powder with the sun shining brightly and me not forgetting sunblock. Bliss...
07-22-2009, 02:20 AM
happiness is as simple as working up a thirst and then quenching it with an ice cold brew straight from the cooler while relaxing in the summer sun...
07-22-2009, 06:02 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Happiness is when all of my meds kick in at once.
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07-22-2009, 08:02 AM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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Happiness is reading Pred's posts after the meds kick in all at once
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