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Old 07-11-2011, 06:31 PM
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Gimme, on a solemn occasion I often look inward and search my heart for truth and compassion.

But since it's only your fucking birthday, here's a little ditty just for YOU.

Gimme O Gimme
You are fucking old.
Your colostomy bag
Is starting to mold.

Gimme O Gimme
Has a foot in the grave.
Might as well sit at the window
And die.

Hey. Have a great one, old codger!

The End.

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Old 07-11-2011, 06:53 PM
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Happy Birthdayyyyyyy!
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:54 PM
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i thank thee...

now going for my presents:
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:57 PM
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Happy birthday!

Hopefully you will get some anal from the woman tonight so you can give those Brazilian trannies a rest!

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Old 07-11-2011, 10:54 PM
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Birfday Brah.
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:19 PM
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Old 07-12-2011, 01:51 AM
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He lives to drink yet another year! Here's to your health!

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Old 07-12-2011, 08:27 AM
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Happy Belated Birthday!
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:05 PM
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Happy belated gimme, I inadvertently drank in your honor last night.
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:55 AM
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happy birthday place holder for a cool picture!
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