07-11-2011, 06:31 PM
Gimme, on a solemn occasion I often look inward and search my heart for truth and compassion.
But since it's only your fucking birthday, here's a little ditty just for YOU.
Gimme O Gimme
You are fucking old.
Your colostomy bag
Is starting to mold.
Gimme O Gimme
Has a foot in the grave.
Might as well sit at the window
And die.
Hey. Have a great one, old codger!
The End.
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07-11-2011, 06:53 PM
inextricably bound up with perception
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Happy Birthdayyyyyyy!
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07-11-2011, 07:54 PM
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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i thank thee...
now going for my presents:
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07-11-2011, 09:57 PM
Happy birthday!
Hopefully you will get some anal from the woman tonight so you can give those Brazilian trannies a rest!
07-11-2011, 10:54 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Birfday Brah.
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07-11-2011, 11:19 PM
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Not that watery American stuff on your birthday. let's celebrate with a world tour
appy, I mean hpy, I mn arpy I men pppyyy, O0000 Fck hit, I ouldn't ave sharted elbrating uur brfdy zo erly. but appy birzday nyhw!!!
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07-12-2011, 01:51 AM
Consume me.
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He lives to drink yet another year! Here's to your health!
07-12-2011, 08:27 AM
Happy Belated Birthday!
07-12-2011, 12:05 PM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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Happy belated gimme, I inadvertently drank in your honor last night.
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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07-13-2011, 12:55 AM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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happy birthday place holder for a cool picture!
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
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