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Old 07-09-2008, 08:17 PM
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:49 PM
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You did break that one then, they have to be less than 40 pounds for it to be legal. Fuck a chicken....good....fuck a sheep...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:12 PM
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Lol-ing all over this thread.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:15 PM
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Now all I need to do is get married and move to South Carolina.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:00 PM
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In Indiana....

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.




Over in Ohio.....

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

In Akron, No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.



Down in Kentucky....


The law in Fort Thomas says dogs may not molest cars.

And in Owesnboro, one may not receive anal sex.


Up in New York....

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.



Over on the left coast in California....

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


In North Carolina, you can get in trouble for....

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.



Moving on to Sweet Home Alabama....

Incestuous marriages are legal.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

In the town of Auburn, Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.




In Tennessee....

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.







Gonna wrap this little run up with Wild, Wonderful West Virginia.....

Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.

Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.

A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:01 PM
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I live in PA, missionary with the lights off is illegal here.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:03 PM
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I enjoy sodomy...especially when I finish and my dick loooks like a tootsie roll!
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:33 PM
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Also, it's illegal in Ohio to kill mice without a hunting license and it's a class B misdemeanor to shoot an animal from the second story of a building. I've done both.
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Old 07-09-2008, 11:36 PM
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I read these all the time where do people find these lists? Are they on official public record?
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:56 AM
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So glad I don't live in Florida...shewwwwww what a relief.
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