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Something my Ex did.
We all have Exes. And they all did something horrible, either to you or to someone else. Here is where you give them up and turn them out for their deeds.
I'll go first. My first wife apparently got bored with dick pretty easily and would go find new dick. That's how she found me, she was engaged when we first hooked up. Stupid me, I did not realize it was a character trait until she did it to me after we had been married a couple of years. Things go bad over the next year and we get divorced.
She's rooming with her sister and her husband, hanging out mooching (no job). I'm young and horny, so is she, we hook back up. Now we get along great! Exes with benefits. This works great for me, working nights and hitting that during the day. She moves to a new place, new roommates. Her and a guy and his girlfriend. This goes on for a couple of months until her sister is over visiting and drops the fact there is no other girlfriend, she is sleeping with this guy and thinking of marrying him. I'm really conflicted about this, what I'm doing isn't right but dammit she's MY ex, my dick was up inside her long before this guy came into the picture. The light finally went on inside my head that she is a slut. Not a gangbang cum slut but definitely whorish.
So I stop seeing her, she marries him, then leaves him after a year or so. She moves in with me (I'm an idiot) then goes back to him after a month. Then my dumb ass falls for it again a year later. But it is so good, and regular, and she does anything I want and I keep letting my dick make all the important decisions. Finally I find someone else and just stop answering the phone. My life settles down, my career advances, life is good.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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If it wasn't for the happy ending, then I would've sought you out and punched you because of your continuing idiocy.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I wish I could as a true cock blocker.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"