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Old 06-24-2008, 04:55 PM
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A few months back, Jen Frickell's company was given some bad news. When their lease ended, they'd have to move out of their second-floor suite. The good news, however, was that a suite would be available on the first floor. All they'd need to do was pack up and move downstairs.

It was a fairly reasonable request, so the company's executives signed a new lease and prepared to move. There was, however, just one, small hitch. The nice little server room they built in the back of their office - equipped with air conditioning units, ventilation, dedicated power, backup power, and so on - could not be relocated. Not only would it cost too much, but there was simply no room for it. The server room would just have to remain upstairs.

Obviously, the new second-floor tenant wouldn't want their neighbors walking through their office to access a server room, so building management and the company's executives came up with an alternative: wall off the server room door and build a new one. It seemed simple enough, but there was, however, just one small hitch. The only available wall to install a door was adjacent to the women's restroom. Inside the handicapped stall.

And since you're reading about it here, you know that didn't stop them. Here is the email from building management:

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Old 06-24-2008, 05:14 PM
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:00 PM
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Simply a brilliant idea. Why do those handicapped people need bigger stalls anyways?! Server time.
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:02 PM
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Dude, I'd hate to be in there when some of the office ladies go in there and lay steamers. Especially with the wacked out diet food they eat!! YOU'D DIE!!!
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:46 PM
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Default Similar situation in a Dr.'s office...

I've seen a similar setup in a Doctors office I visit (I'm a salesman.) The bathroom is no more than 4 x 4 ft. and they have the servers with patient info. in there. It's hot as hell and I can't believe someone hasn't been electrocuted yet. I don't know shit about computers but I'm sure the heat and humidity can't be good for the servers.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:48 PM
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Hopefully no one takes a big ass dump and flood the bathroom or should I say server room.
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