50 Better Ways Manny Ramirez Could've Blown 7.7 Million Dollars

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

Found this some where else and wanted to share.....found it funny and for the men, wait til you see how long you can rent a porn star for.

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/07/5...n-7-7-million/

[mr.brownfella]

and here are a few of my favorites

1. Give boob jobs to every Miss America contestant until 2031

11. Cryogenically preserve a 2-liter bottle of semen for 100 years
(why think about how many women that would have to help do it!!)

14. Book Gov. Spitzer?s escort, Ashley Dupree for 7.12 straight years

20. Buy 17,111,111 sliders from White Castle

25. Stay at the Presidential Suite in the Plaza Hotel for 14 years
(Does that include room service?)

29. At $4000 an inch, you could stretch your penis 1925 inches more
(abit much, but fun still)

30. Have sex with Faith Leon for 4,812.5 hours
(I have no clue who she is but she can help with #11)

33. Take Natalie Dylan?s virginity 2 times
(she can help with #11)

35. Show a nipple on the CBS Superbowl Halftime show 14 times

38. Get 154,000 ?Happy Ending? Massages in NYC
(can help with #11)

39. Give 38.5 Full-Body Tattoos

43. Purchase 51 luxury 50 yardline Suites to the Superbowl
(The parties would be the stuff of legends)

46. Service the national debt for the United States government for 7 minutes and 30 seconds
(Who the hell is that generous!!)


If I ruined it for some of you sorry!!