01-01-2015, 12:20 PM
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If that was supposed to be a line, it wouldn't work. From that I have a look on my face that screams.
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Fun fact, my uncle is in a band called The Richard Noggin band.
01-01-2015, 12:47 PM
you can take a shit on me, if you want
01-01-2015, 12:58 PM
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That was an explanation of the line - it's worked for me. It means, if you don't ask, you don't get. Why go through all the bullshit of coming up with a "line" that everybody knows sounds ridiculous. If she's going to fuck you, she'll fuck you despite a corny line, and if she's not going to fuck you, then no line in the world is going to help you. So just say what you mean, and cut to the chase.
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01-01-2015, 01:05 PM
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Surprisingly no that would not work. Maybe at another time it might have although I wouldn't have given the shit.
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I figured, but was just checking.
And you're right, direct is always better.
01-01-2015, 01:50 PM
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01-01-2015, 01:56 PM
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Yep, that would work...provided your next line wasn't "well I wasn't".
01-02-2015, 10:17 AM
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01-02-2015, 01:02 PM
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That would do it to get me to do it.
01-02-2015, 03:31 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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01-02-2015, 03:32 PM
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No.
After having surprise double anal (
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Seriously.
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