05-01-2008, 11:35 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Big_e (help him choose a name)
guys (and gals) I'm out for a week..taking a much needed vacation..but I really need to change my user name...cause they want me to stay on at my gravy ass job...I've asked Lucas, Jesus, and Admin (whoever the fuck that is) to come up with a list of names and put it up for a vote for members that have 250 posts or more...1K posters votes count for 2 votes...I throw myself at your mercy.....
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05-01-2008, 11:57 PM
Download my thanksJester file. Or a good BJ will do nicely...
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Looks like I'll have to start posting more.
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05-02-2008, 09:43 AM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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That takes some brass balls my friend! To let us choose your name... damn you maybe stuck with hairydinkyballs or some shit
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05-02-2008, 10:02 AM
First off, i stuck this thread.
Secondly, anybody can suggest a name but after we have a few good ones, the senior members of the forum will vote
here are a couple lame ones - Pair these up with any adjective for more combos
Yor Yoo Rologist
shasturbater
bangbus rocker
yor_baby_daddy
Slovak Obama
FloMAX
Draco Malfoy
nuttZACH
quasi-social
GoogleBot
05-02-2008, 10:11 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Hahahah Big e, i got a feelin you might get fucked here!
ill be kind and start it off with AssMonkey
05-02-2008, 10:12 AM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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I could vote for that.
Or maybe
Kahmir Ubitch
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05-02-2008, 10:14 AM
Download my thanksJester file. Or a good BJ will do nicely...
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Richard Cranium
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05-02-2008, 10:15 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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I submit the following
Yea_I'll_Let'ya_Blow_Me
or Jokes_on_You_I'm_Not_Gay
how about
Posts_alot
Phil_my_bottom
05-02-2008, 10:20 AM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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Oh, wait, how about his alter-ego
mydarlingclementine
haha just kidding Big E. nahh, no I'm not. well, maybe I am.... a little.
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05-02-2008, 10:49 AM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Mydarlingclementine2
Johnnyinternet
johnnycomando
Commander
poopoopeepee
Icier-t
Snoopier dog
Holy shit I just saw Shasterbater
fucking hilarious Lucas!!
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