01-07-2015, 08:45 PM
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It's a blurred line now. I could go all night with a guy that had a dick smaller than my middle finger.
Now that I'm older I probably wouldn't feel it anyway.
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I had to google that and I still don't get it. It would be hanging out for awhile while I tried to figure it out.
Unless you cock slapped me with it.
Veni, vidi, vici!
01-07-2015, 11:33 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Madam I believe "legal briefs" are his undies. "make evident the extension" is once his undies were down you could see his erect penis. "res ipsa loquitur" means his erection is so amazing it would speak for itself. Just my interpretation maybe I am wrong.
01-08-2015, 09:03 AM
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I gotta tell you, this is doing nothing to help your case in convincing me you are heterosexual. Just sayin'
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
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01-08-2015, 09:05 AM
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
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01-08-2015, 11:01 AM
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Well if you say it's good, I think I'll take your word and go for it. (Couldn't help myself.
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I would take a drink and ask you who that girl was and what you talked about.
01-08-2015, 04:39 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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"Ipsi dis, you prissy little bitch!"
[extra points for catching the reference!]
01-08-2015, 05:19 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Hello MM, I'm Woody. I'm 30 years old, healthy, and really bad at relationships, but I'm pretty good at sex.
01-08-2015, 06:35 PM
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
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01-08-2015, 08:57 PM
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This would not work at all.
No nookie for you.
(Yes I see you were talking to el vic)
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That would work, I'm not looking for a relationship.
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Winner of the thread so far!
01-08-2015, 11:11 PM
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