01-04-2015, 12:02 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
01-04-2015, 03:33 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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Hey do you wanna F_CK? The only thing missing is U.
01-04-2015, 05:34 PM
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That's kinda hot.
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You just earned an entrance ticket into my pants.
Please enjoy your stay.
01-05-2015, 11:28 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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How'd you like some spicy Italian sausage?
OR
Do you have any Sicilian in you? Want some?
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Nice weather, wanna fuck?
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
01-06-2015, 08:10 AM
Xenophobia is a hardwired cognitive disposition that is impervious to empirical modification
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"All those curves, and me with no brakes..."
(PS - C4 is an explosive, hence the bomb reference.)
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
Lunatic fringe.
01-06-2015, 11:18 AM
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That would do it.
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1.: I don't like spicy anything, would have worked without that.
2.: That would work depending on my mood.
3.: Yep, that would do it.
01-06-2015, 09:09 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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how about you dress yourself up, I take you out for dinner drinks and dancing
the drag you off to the corner and see exactly what you are wearing under that dress
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I have this thing for pinups
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01-06-2015, 09:46 PM
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That would work well enough I would be all over you before leaving the house.
01-06-2015, 11:19 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Put these cuffs and collar on, and get on that cross.
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I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
01-07-2015, 12:54 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I have nothing but my dick.
meeeeeeeeeowwwww purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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