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Old 08-28-2009, 11:34 AM
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Post your funny or clever phrases here. It can be ones you use on a regular basis, have heard once, or ones you've made up if you are that clever.

Because I am admittedly lame I like to use these type of phrases in my every day speak. I was hoping this thread would teach me some new ones.
I don't have a lot of faith in the success of this thread. It has about as much of a chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. (see what I did there)

I will give a few more examples:

-Tougher than Chinese arithmetic
ex:The steak is over cooked. It is tougher than Chinese arithmetic.

-Off like a prom dress

-Out like a fat kid in dodge ball

-Madder than a one legged Ethiopian watching a donut roll down hill
(i think that's Larry the Cable Guy)

-Cunt Hair (more of a term than a phrase) I have my wife saying this now, it's pretty funny
ex: That picture is a little crooked. Move it just a cunt hair to the left.

Not including the insults that are about to be flung my way lets see if this thread can make it to 3 pages
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:03 PM
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:12 PM
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similar to your cunt hair one.....I've been using one here at work, that I actually think was generated by viewing the DSF front page or taxidrivermovie.com?

back when bai ling used to have all those huge freaky nip slips.....I started saying "the crack in that bridge is about 3 bai ling nips wide" - meaning it was like 5-6" wide. It's honestly become a unit of measure for me.
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:28 PM
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:29 PM
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:49 PM
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hahaha....at least he anticipated it's potential at total fail though. granted, he forged ahead anyway...but surely that counts for something?



look, I'm getting bored with the LOLZ in drunk and molesting....pick it up, I wanna see some results, okay?
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:12 PM
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I don't come to your job and kick the dick out of your mouth

Also, my response to almost anything I have no real desire to respond to with sentences that are made up of constructed thoughts is "Party", which I admittedly stole form a Nick Swardson joke, but I say it all the time...

"Hey, I'm gonna go to Taco Bell..."
"Party"

"I found a quarter in the parking lot"
"Party"

"My fantasy team hit 5 home runs today"
"Party"

"I called my mom a whore today"
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"We need to wake up 5AM to shoot this scene before the scramble deadline is due"
"Party"

You get the idea. I say that ALL THE TIME
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Old 08-28-2009, 02:48 PM
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I was just doing the old 'how many women have I slept with' count. God I hate fractions.
 

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Old 08-28-2009, 03:02 PM
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bitching about threads? you know how 'useless threads' go away?



by not keeping it alive with "you suck". something i guess ill never understand
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