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#91
01-17-2015, 10:42 PM
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#92
01-18-2015, 06:40 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 2 Shay Mitchell (58.33%) defeated Felicia Day (41.67%) Miranda Kerr (54.05%) defeated Milla Jovovich (45.95%) Shay Mitchell will face Miranda Kerr in Round 3! Olivia Wilde (71.79%) defeated Blake Lively (28.21%) Adele Exarchopoulos (72.97%) defeated Ronda Rousey (27.03%) Olivia Wilde will face Adele Exarchopouos in Round 3! Meow’s Musings: Shay Mitchell was able to overtake Felicia Day. Perhaps the prettiest of the Little Liars, Shay used her stalker “A” against Felicia. Knowing that “A” was going to strike against her, she arranged for Felicia to be where she also led “A” to believe she would be at herself. Shay sent Felicia one of the outfits from her clothing line, being sure to include a hoodie both for the cold weather and to cover Felicia’s red hair. Fortunately for Shay her plan worked. As Felicia walked down the street, “A” came and ran her over with a car, leaving her in the gutter to die. Miranda Kerr had no problem beating Milla Jovovich. Being a supermodel, it’s pretty easy to get your hands on any drug of your choice. Miranda opted to roofie Milla’s drink and then dropped her off on Bill Cosby’s doorstep. Ringing the bell and running. We don’t know exactly what became of Milla after that, we are only able to come with our own assumptions! Miranda will now be facing Shay Mitchell in Round 3. Which long & lean beauty will take the cake and not eat it? Olivia Wilde is still relishing in the joy of her victory over Blake Lively. She remembered her training from Dr. House and brought a scalpel with her to the fight. As soon as they got started, she knocked poor Blake down and then used to scalpel to open her up, break apart her ribs with her bare hands and pull out her heart. Oh the bloody horror! Adele Exarchopoulos was somewhat gentler in her match against Ronda Rousey, but none the less just as brutal. Knowing that Ronda has serious fighting skills in her background, Adele knew she was going to have to play dirty. Knowing that Ronda would lift weights before the match, Adele snuck in and oiled the barbell! Ronda laid down and sure enough, as soon as she raised the bar, her hands lost her grip and the heavy weights crashed down upon her, instantly breaking her ribs. Adele will now be facing Olivia Wilde in Round 3. With both ladies having bisexual characters in their repertoire, this battle should prove to be epic! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#93
01-18-2015, 06:41 PM
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Last Battles of Round 2
Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 22. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Last battles of Round 2! Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 29 Jessica Nigri vs. Chloe Bennet Vote: http://poll.fm/5455b Jessica Nigri  Chloe Bennet  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 30 Hayden Panettiere vs. MadamMeow Vote: http://poll.fm/5455c Hayden Panettiere  MadamMeow  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 31 Maitland Ward vs. Ariel Rebel Vote: http://poll.fm/5455g Maitland Ward  Ariel Rebel  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 2 – Match 32 Elizabeth Henstridge vs. Suranne Jones Vote: http://poll.fm/5455k Elizabeth Henstridge  Suranne Jones 
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#95
01-19-2015, 04:35 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 2 Jessica Alba (54.35%) defeated Taylor Swift (45.65%) Jennifer Lawrence (55.81%) defeated Amy Adams (44.19%) Jessica Alba will face Jennifer Lawrence in Round 3! Sofia Vergara (61.9%) defeated Maggie Q (38.1%) Bar Refaeli (76.74%) defeated Danielle Fishel (23.26%) Sofia Vergara will face Bar Refaeli in Round 3! Meow’s Musings: Jessica Alba was able to put an end to the reign of Taylor Swift, not that Taylor is exactly hurting. Jessica was able to get herself into Karlie Kloss’ iCloud where she found hours and hours of footage of Karlie and Taylor’s sleepovers. Besides mucho taco munching, Jessica learned that Taylor likes to take her rage at men out by donning a strap on and fucking Karlie in the ass. Jessica stole the footage and presented it to Vivid who immediately released the scenes for all. Taylor, beyond mortified at being outed, keeps writing shittier and shittier music. Yes, even shitter than monotone Welcome to New York. Without her good girl image and without any good songs, she eventually gets dropped from her contract and we never hear from her again! Jennifer Lawrence was able to get a hit out on Amy Adams. During one of Jen’s usual drunken stupors, she kept rambling and rambling about how much she hates Amy to her date. Her date that just happens to be a mob don who was getting screwed (in more ways than one) by Amy! Jen didn’t even know that they knew each other, but she revealed all of Amy’s secrets, including that Amy isn’t really British like the don thought and what her real identity is. Armed with the information, the don had one of his goons whack her and took his money back. Way to go Jen, you will now be facing Jessica Alba in Round 3! Sofia Vergara made a wowing entrance into the tournament winning her match against Maggie Q. The Columbian beauty took a page from one of my boyfriend’s exes when during a heated discussion, she grabbed a Snapple bottle, broke it and cut Maggie’s throat claiming that Maggie cheated on her. Oh those latinas! Bar Refaeli had no problem putting an end to my beloved Danielle Fishel. When Bar agreed to make out with that fat kid for the super bowl commercial, she told him that he owed her and one day she would call upon him for a favor. Well that day was today. She had him find Danielle, belly flop into her knocking her down and crushing her. Poor Topanga! Bar will now be facing Sofia Vergara in Round 3. Perhaps she used her favor card too soon? What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#96
01-19-2015, 04:36 PM
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First matches of Round 3!
Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 23. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 1 Kristen Bell vs. Jaimie Alexander vs. Scarlett Johansson Vote: http://poll.fm/546kb Kristen Bell  Jaimie Alexander  Scarlett Johansson  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 2 Rachel McAdams vs. Charlize Theron vs. Lacey Charbert Vote: http://poll.fm/546kk Rachel McAdams  Charlize Theron  Lacey Charbert  Last edited by MadamMeow : 01-19-2015 at 04:37 PM.
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#97
01-20-2015, 03:12 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 2 Emily Ratajkowski (58.82%) defeated Heather Graham (41.18%) Maria Menounos (50%) tied Emma Watson (50%) Emily Ratajkowski will face Maria Menounos and Emma Watson in Round 3! Melissa Archer (64.44%) defeated Megan Boone (35.56%) Kate Beckinsale (94%) defeated Lily Allen (6%) Melissa Archer will face Kate Beckinsale in Round 3! Meow’s Musings: Emily Ratajkowski made a stunning debut into the tournament earning the win against Heather Graham. Emily called up her good friend and career maker Robin Thicke and told him that Heather wants to fuck him. Robin went to the restaurant where Heather was at, and proceeded to be his usual douchbag self. Heather got so sick of not being able to shake him and being forced to hear his nonsense rambles and constant flirting fails, that she convinced him to give her all his coke “for a blowjob he would never forget”. He fell for it and she went to the bathroom and snorted as much of the bag as she could before she died. Maria Menounos and Emma Watson are still in the middle of their fight for the 4’th tie in this tournament. They both arrived at the arena wearing the same outfit. Oh no! Well this outfit just happened to be a tight white thin tank top with no bra with matching white short shorts. Both look incredibly gorgeous, but as you can imagine it’s a faux pas for women to be in the same outfit! Maria grabbed a pitcher of water from one of the audience member’s table and through it at Emma. Emma instantly became enraged and did the same to Maria. They are continuing to throw water at each other as the members of the audience get to enjoy the effects of the braless wet white tank tops! Looks like both Maria and Emma will be getting wet with Emily Ratajkowski in Round 3. Whose nips will win? Melissa Archer had another impressive win in her match against Megan Boone. Melissa was able to do in the Bloody Valentine grocery store clerk when she cut off the lights and chased her to a back room. Knowing that Megan would try to escape, Melissa ran out by the only window in the room, and sure enough, Megan opened it attempting to escape. Melissa grabbed her as she was climbing out the window, dragged her into a back alley and violated her so bad, that when Megan was found the next day, her entrails were hanging out! Kate Beckinsale is proud of herself for her impressive win in her fight against Lily Allen. Unfortunately for Lily, Sheezus was not able to save her from Kate or rather Cate McCall the legal eagle who defended helped a woman get away with murder. The client was poor and not able to pay Kate, so in exchange Kate hired her to off Lily. Kate now advances to face Melissa Archer in Round 3. My fingers are crossed for my Melissa, but the realist in me knows that this is not looking well! What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting! Last edited by MadamMeow : 01-20-2015 at 03:12 PM.
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#98
01-20-2015, 03:14 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 24. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 3 Anna Kendrick vs. Rihanna Vote: http://poll.fm/54882 Anna Kendrick  Rihanna  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 4 Vanessa Hudgens vs. Maria Sharapova vs. Rachel Nicols Vote: http://poll.fm/5488f Vanessa Hudgens  Maria Sharapova  Rachel Nichols 
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#99
01-21-2015, 04:03 PM
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Today’s results are in!
Knockout Stage – Round 2 Jennifer Morrison (57.5%) defeated Gina Carano (42.5%) Rosamund Pike (51.28%) defeated Meg Turney (48.72%) Jennifer Morrison will face Rosamund Pike in Round 3! Sara Underwood (64.86%) defeated Erin Cummings (35.14%) Leighton Meester (55%) defeated Billie Piper (45%) Sara Underwood will face Leighton Meester in Round 3! Meow’s Musings: Jennifer Morrison was pretty crafty to obtain her win against Gina Carano. Knowing that Gina has MMA skills, she let Gina come at her. Of course she was standing in front of a concrete wall. Fortunately for Jennifer, she was able to dodge just in time so that Gina pounded the wall with her fist instead of her face! Gina threw her punch so hard that when she hit the wall, the bones shattered immediately. Rosamund Pike had a close call in her battle against Meg Turney, but ultimately was able to walk away with the prize. Not too surprising for the traitor bond girl. The girls were on the roof together having drinks when Meg decided to get kinky and walk over the sky light in her mini skirt with no panties. While Meg was having her fun, Rosamund used the sonic agitator ring that she stole from Bond. The glass under Meg shattered as she fell 30 Feet to her death. Rosamund will now face Jennifer Morrison in Round 3. Which hot blonde has the better underhanded mechanisms? Sara Underwood is proud for her win against Erin Cummings. Knowing about Erin’s Spartacus past, Sara had Batiatus recreate the kidnapping that eventually led to her end. Except this time, Sara went to Spartacus and used her Playmate skills to keep him distracted from even thinking about saving Erin. Poor Erin is now left to spend the rest of her life as a Syrian sex slave while Sara has her way with her man. Leighton Meester came through her match against Billie Piper, using Billie’s call girl past against her. Leighton put up an ad on Craig’s List offering her for a measly $200 an hour. Men showed up in flocks for their piece of Billie. As Leighton had hoped, one of these gentlemen was a serial prostitute killer. He took Billie, tied her up, threw her in the trunk of his car, stabbed her a good 20-30 times and then abandoned the car at a seedy motel. Leighton will now be facing Sara Underwood in Round 3. Will the Gossip Girl socialite be any match for a former Playboy bunny? What are your thoughts? Latest Knockout Stage bracket Thanks for voting!
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#100
01-21-2015, 04:04 PM
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Today’s matches are now live!
Voting for these matches is open through January 25. Use the link under each matchup to vote, which will literally take about a second to do. Please vote only once, since duplicate votes do not count. More information about the tournament, including standings, brackets, results, and all matches can be found here. Thanks for voting, and check back tomorrow for new matches! ------- Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 5 Shay Mitchell vs. Miranda Kerr Vote: http://poll.fm/549zx Shay Mitchell  Miranda Kerr  ------------------------------ Knockout Stage – Round 3 – Match 6 Olivia Wilde vs. Adele Exarchopoulos Vote: http://poll.fm/54a03 Olivia Wilde  Adele Exarchopoulos 
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