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07-03-2008, 12:58 AM
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What's in your shower???
Last night I took a shower in the shower of a 20 year old college girl. It's exclusively a girl's shower, at least it was until last night. There's no great story behind, that just happened to be where I was and I took a shower there.
In this shower, there were several lotions, 2 razors (one legs and one for pussy I guess), at least 6 different bottles of shower gel, 4 bottles of shampoo, 3 conditioners, some exfoliating something gel, 1 loofa, and a white block that looked kind of gritty. I'm assuming it was removing skin in some strange fashion. Now, I didn't know whether to wash myself, shave my balls, or jerk off on the shower walls to cover them with testosterone infused semen to try to balance out the estrogen in the room. After mulling this over, I decided to wash myself. Well, I looked for a bar of soap for another 5 minutes to no avail. So I ended using some shower gel from Bath and Body Works called Sweet Pea and some kind of Herbal Essences shampoo. As weird as I thought it was, I have to admit, it was an extremely pleasurable experience, now I know why girls smell so good. It was fantastic. I felt cleaner than I have in years. So what products do you keep in your shower? I have a bar of Irish Spring soap and a bottle of shampoo that I don't even know what is. A lady that works at the place I get my hair cut gave it to me for tutoring her in math. But, I'm seriously thinking of going and buying some of this good shit that was in that chick's shower.
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07-03-2008, 01:05 AM
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They didn't think it was weird that you were documenting the contents of the shower?
You should have gone all Ninja and shit, hidden in the closet and takes some sneaky as fuck pics of her showering and post them on here!!! But no, you were looking at shampoo and shit.... Shame on you! 
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07-03-2008, 01:10 AM
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Therein was part of the problem, bro. I know her, but she wasn't there. Otherwise she probably would have thrown a shitfit because she would never let a piece of trash like me in such a zen place.
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07-03-2008, 01:18 AM
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07-03-2008, 01:20 AM
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1 bottle of redken shampoo (for regular use)
1 bottle of clarifying shampoo (for after the pool) 1 bottle redken conditioner (again, for regular use) 1 bottle of smoothing conditioner for when I want my hair straight 1 tub of hair mask for colour treated hair 1 razor for legs 1 razor for pits 1 bottle of coconut body wash 1 bottle of vanilla body wash 1 body puff thingy for coconut body wash 1 body puff thingy for vanilla body wash exfoliant for the face exfoliant for the body satin hands buffing cream for hands and feet tooth brush for cleaning the grout if I notice it needs an extra scrub novelty soap that looks like a giant peen I've pared it down quite a bit. |
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07-03-2008, 01:22 AM
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I fuckin tried. She's gone for the summer. Drawers were empty. I was even looking for rubbers and dildos and shit. Nada! Hell I thought the most seemingly innocent chicks had the biggest meanest dildos. Nothing.
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07-03-2008, 01:26 AM
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07-03-2008, 01:30 AM
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