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SexyLion · #11 06-11-2008, 08:15 PM

If you asked me a week ago I would have said loved it, but I am about to go psycho on the administration and one of the senior partners.

ms. cellany · #12 06-11-2008, 09:28 PM

I love my job (band manager), especially for all the free shows and festivals I get to go to, plus the cool folks I get to meet.

I also teach college-level intro Biology for science majors, which I like well enough, it has its moments.

And I'm also a grad student (which is like a job being your life) which will be much better once I have the degree in hand.

caesar273 · #13 06-11-2008, 11:19 PM

I don't mind the job, its the people that drive me crazy!

Kyle E. Coyote · #14 06-12-2008, 01:05 AM

Jobs I've had and my opinions of them:

Short Order Cook, Pizazzio's Pizzeria: According to the thermometer in the kitchen, it was 110 degrees in there on average. I hated my bosses, and if ONE MORE remedial school dropout called and asked "How long is your footlong sub", "What's on your Meat Lover's pizza" or "How many wings come in your dozen wing bucket" I was going to climb to the top of the water tower across the street with a rifle and start picking people off. I ended up getting fired. My boss bitched me out one too many times one day so I ended up grabbing a doggy bag, walking into the bathroom, taking the shit of a lifetime into the bag, returning to the kitchen and emptying the contents of said bag into the greasy fryer. True story.

Bagger, Buehler's Grocery: We had a pretty small place that catered to old people and retards especially. I couldn't stand it, but I was good at what I did. One night a guy tried to rob us with a switchblade (no money, just a shopping cart full of booze, go figure). I didn't give a shit, it wasn't my booze. Then he tried to push a female co-worker (and a very hot one I might add) into his car. Even though I was only sixteen, I was a black belt in Karate, and that shit was NOT about to happen. I walked up to the guy as calmly as I could, grabbed a wine bottle out of his cart and started WAILING on the stupid fuck with the bottle and, when that broke, my fists as he turned around. If I remember correctly, I broke a couple bones in his wrist, his nose, a rib or two, and knocked out four teeth. Long story short, he tried to sue the store, I was a liability, I got sacked. However, the last eight months of labor hadn't been a total loss, as they DID send me a gift basket. Well, not really a gift BASKET, per se, more of a gift coffee mug with Hershey's kisses inside. Got to nail the girl, though... an almost perfect fairytale ending.

GySgt, US Marine Corps: Did shit I will never forget, never forgive myself for. Took two in the shoulder and upper chest, wounds which hurt whenever it gets cold (which in NE Ohio is about 7 months out of the year). Nearly seven years later I'm still pissing, shitting, sneezing and coughing up sand. BEST JOB IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

7th grade teacher, AI Root Middle School: HATE those little bastards... but I get summers off, so fuck it. I can hold out until retirement. How long can 32 more years really be, anyway?

ReverendPete · #15 06-13-2008, 02:08 AM

I'm a carpenter and on most days i love it. I tend to lead a somewhat stressless existence since I get to beat the snot out of shit with a hammer all day.

Shasturbator · #16 06-13-2008, 07:19 AM

my job right now consists of being here about 9 hours a day...so I love it!

doubledip · #17 06-13-2008, 10:58 AM

My job isn't that bad, I just help people in the office and over the phone for customers with troubles...and do some servers, backups, maintenance, all that lovely bullshit...but being able to take breaks and go on a drive and enjoy the outdoors, that's all I ask, ohhhh and the minor detail of having DSF access at all times is a fairly decent perk as well

Geaux Saints · #18 06-13-2008, 04:08 PM

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I'll take one of those fucks, please.

Geaux Saints · #19 06-13-2008, 04:13 PM

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Man, I wish I had had a HOT Biology teacher like you.

Geaux Saints · #20 06-13-2008, 04:19 PM

Surgery RN, here. You would think getting to see people naked all day long would be a great job but only about 20% of the time

. I do get to see a lot of cool things that most people don't get to see (it's a perk that keeps my job interesting), but some of the people I work with just annoy the hell out of me. Most of the surgeons are cool, but there are a fair share of assholes, too. Not to mention, how many jobs can you wear "pajamas" to work?