If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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The Earth is flat iand so is the moon!
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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No you silly, if the Earth flipped then we will all fall off the ground into the sky and fly out into space.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I fucked my new car dealer good. He screwed up on his quote they only made 25.00 on the car. Found this out when the load person was doing the paper on the car. The town I live in told me the best price they could do the 1 hour away saved me 6000.00. Side question did you leave the dealer all sweaty and hot?
Never learned to swim
Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke
Why should I hold my breath
Feelin' that I might choke
Things ya blow through, because of things ya swim through
Why hold your nose to spite your face
With the rhythm that it takes to dance to what we have to live through
You can dance underwater and not get wet, OH!!!
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Told my wife I was going to get a new John Deere lawn mower. She said if I
did she was damn sure going to get to drive it.
My plan worked to perfection. More iced tea as we watch?
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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Heck yeah! It was 98 feeling over a hundred out.
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I really want to go swimming, but I don't think I want to get murdered while doing it...but considering my above maybe it be worth it.
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Yes please.
I like watching the Mexicans I pay do mine on my house camera. That's not racist, they really are Mexican and I didn't specifically request it or anything.
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