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mr.brownfella · #1 04-13-2010, 11:07 PM

Mum's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex
(maybe British...!)

The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone EACH.
Today in an exclusive video interview she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said.

"A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.

Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Steven - who did not want to be photographed - added: "I did think my time had come.

"I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.

"The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago.

Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

She is now single and is planning a career in modelling (modeling)to turn her giant boobs into genuine assets.

She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.

"But if they can earn me a few pounds maybe some good will come out of them."

*40M Donna Jones, 26, of Milton Keynes, has Britain's biggest bust.

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mr.brownfella · #2 04-13-2010, 11:08 PM

Okay, now...I have no idea what to say after this.

brodiemaxx · #3 04-13-2010, 11:37 PM

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I do:

Coolest. Death. Ever.

TheSNakE · #4 04-13-2010, 11:40 PM

idiots were supposed to have a safe sign. Hold up 3 fingers means I am suffocating.

Magnusrex · #5 04-13-2010, 11:41 PM

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FAG!
awesome way to go, DEATH BY TITTIES!

brodiemaxx · #6 04-13-2010, 11:41 PM

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Dude, I couldn't stop sticking my thumb up and trying to give her a high five!

TheSNakE · #7 04-13-2010, 11:44 PM

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should have moved the giant mounds of fat off your nose

brodiemaxx · #8 04-13-2010, 11:50 PM

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Fixed

TheSNakE · #9 04-13-2010, 11:59 PM

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breasts are funny like that. Some are the most beautiful things in the world and some are just down right disgusting.

n2tattoos.lol · #10 04-14-2010, 12:31 AM

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yessir.