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Randal Graves · #91 01-05-2009, 07:13 PM

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You jerk off to get a nut not because you've taken yourself out for a lovely evening and you want to finish it right. I think you may be dating yourself. You should be able to jerk off in a crowded public bathroom in the same amount of time it takes the guy in the next urinal to piss. And you should be able to do it so no one has a clue.

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that should always be your biggest fear. chicks are more dangerous than a bear. at least you know the bear is going to try to eat you. with a chick you never know.

having said that, are you looking for a wife or someone to have sex with? if there is enough alcohol involved you don't even need to know the other person's name.

georgetenfour · #92 01-05-2009, 07:31 PM

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it's not the worst thing..

i mean, there's no guessing games, he ought to know what he wants.. he can tell himself his haircut looks ok or not without worrying about hurting his feelings, he can make himself whatever he wants for dinner, and when he's in the mood, he takes care of it.

Expletive · #93 01-06-2009, 02:51 AM

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It is incredibly difficult, to say the least, especially when the bloody internet has all the best poon pictures imaginable.

**~~DSF Guest 7~~** · #94 01-06-2009, 02:57 AM

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When you start to get horny, check out the *EXPLICIT* thread. And remind yourself that scrotal gangrene is what awaits all of those hell-bound people who laughed their asses off at your struggle to give up...that, um...whathaveyou...

I'm sorry, I just got distracted by the pussy pics in the DSF banner. Anyway, remember...whatever it was I was yammering about.

I'm off to the porn threads. Good luck!

Expletive · #95 01-06-2009, 02:59 AM

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tell you what, i'm thinking maybe a wife, and I'll tell you why: imagine having to look for poon every few days, or hours even. I realize that having a wife depends upon her, and if she isn't interested in sex, then no deal, but, it should be more easier than it would be otherwise (how hard is it to get your wife to have sex, honestly): having to go out looking for that special some one, then being rejected because I'm not 'doing it right'.

Speaking about lame, I doubt I'd go through that long drawn out: 'hey baby how you doing,' or the even worse line, 'hey baby what you up 2'. Mine would be, 'My God you're beautiful, what must I do? Lead me and I'll follow.' or, 'My God I love you,' I don't have patience for all that around the world shit, that is , if i was only interested in a one time deal.

Expletive · #96 01-06-2009, 03:01 AM

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If a lady knows you're desperate, how would she react, would she be encouraging, or not interested?

**~~DSF Guest 7~~** · #97 01-06-2009, 03:03 AM

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She will encourage you to listen to her while she complains about the guy she's fucking.

Expletive · #98 01-06-2009, 03:07 AM

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I don't mind listening, not at all, only if it leads to better times.

velvet_skin · #99 01-06-2009, 03:09 AM

oh there's just to much to quote.
first of all yes, we do smell fear. but not even trying to date someone is worse than being rejected.
second some chicks dig virgins...mebbe put a personal add and hope some sexy nut job is gonna answer it and steal away ur virginity

third... masturbating yes... but do u wanna look like this in ur 40s?

Expletive · #**100** 01-06-2009, 03:13 AM

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But, I'm thinking that most women are turned off by the knowledge that their guys masturbate?